Addendum to Murphy's Laws

Sarregouset's First Law of Social Interaction
The greater the insistency of an explanation, the greater the intention of a cover-up.

Sarregouset's Second Law of Social Interaction
Amelodic humming is a sure sign of something weighing on the conscience.

Sarregouset's Third Law of Social Interaction
The only thing worse than being enslaved to someone else is to be enslaved to your own notion of their opinion of you.

Sarregouset's Fourth Law of Social Interaction
The more undeserved the compliment you are given, the more the giver wishes the same compliment were applied to himself.

Sarregouset's Last Law of Social Interaction
There are some things which a person cannot admit, even subconsciously, for it would break them. On such an issue, do not attempt to step between them and God.